2017 Kinetic Goes Kosmik
Join us Oct 7th & 8th for our 35th Great PT Bay Kinetic Race, there will be thrills, there will be chills, songs and of course there will be Glory!
The GREAT Port Townsend Bay Kinetic Sculpture Race was created in 1983. A Kinetic Skulpture is a human powered, artistically enhanced vehicle that must go through sand (Kwick Sand), mud,(The Dismal Bog), float on water, and transverse hilly, silly neighborhoods. Some skulptures are engineering marvels while most are... a mixture of bicycle parts, styrofoam, duct tape, imagination and prayers. Awards are given to each racer whether they want it or not, but the most highly prized award is the Mediocrity Award; the skulpture that finishes in the middle of the pack. Bribes help. Kinetic racers and the glorious spectators must be kapable of having fun without taking the event too seriously.
Rosehip Kween Coronation & Costume Ball Saturday at Legion Hall 8pm - Break out your ball gown or space suit and join a crazy group of aliens at the Rosehips Ball! Dance to the funkilicious tunes of Eldridge Gravy and the Court Supreme. Watch the Kween Kontest and vote for your favorite kandidate. This is the premier event of the Port Townsend scene and our main fundraiser. Tickets are $15 each and are only sold at the door, so come early to be sure to get in!
Friday Oktober 6th
Early K-Bird Hospitality Party, 6:00 - 9:00pm @ The Old Whiskey Mill. Join us for our Friday night meet and greet to kick off our Kinetic Weekend. Entry is free, food and drink can be purchased from the restaurant.
Saturday Oktober 7th
Sculpture staging and Racers Information meeting, 10:30am - 12:00pm
Kinteic Parade, Sculpture safety tests, & water kourse Low Noon - 3:30ish
Kween Koronation Kostume Ball, 8:00pm - 12:30 am
Come dance the night away and bring in the new Rose Hips Kween at our annual Kinetic Benefit ball. This 21 & older event held at the American Legion Hall is your chance to dress in your favorite kostume and shake it down. Entry is $15 per ticket. Please no cameras inside the event.
Want to be the new Rosehips Kween, don't forget to get the details and signup (everyone is welcome to run for kween).
Sunday Oktober 8th
Sculpture staging and team song/dance, 10:30am - 12:00pm
Port Townsend road, Sand and Mud Kourse, Low Noon - 5:00pm ish
Survivor's Post Party and Award Ceremony, 6:00pm ish - 8 pm ish
The Kinetic Kourse will take you all the way around spectacular Port Townsend, including along the water front, out to Fort Worden, to the Fairgrounds and back along downtown. While you're huffing and puffing your way up and down our many, MANY hills take a moment to admire some of our beautiful Victorian houses. The Kourse is split into two days; day one is the Glorious Parade and Water Kourse, while day two includes the Road, Sand, and Mud Kourse.
For more information go to https://ptkineticrace.org/events/race/2017-kinetic-goes-kosmik
For the Glory!
CHEATING IS NOT A RIGHT, BUT A PRIVILEGE!